Today’s rant is dedicated to all the fuck-wits out there who can’t seem to grasp this very simple concept. It’s Calgary, Alberta, Canada. It is March – not May, not July, not September – MARCH. Winter fucking happens in March. (Hell...here winter can happen in May, July or September as well!) Does anyone know what happens in March in Calgary? That’s right – SNOW, ice and cold. Do any of you know how to handle this? You bloody well should. Most of you are from Saskatchewan and the Maritimes where winter is the dominant season and you can freeze your cup of Timmy’s from a few degrees shy of the surface of the sun, to ready to host hockey practice on in roughly 4.2 minutes (not forty-two, retard; I did mean four-point-two). Somehow in this city “brain freeze” takes on an entirely different meaning.
Let me give you the basics so that maybe, just maybe, I won’t be stuck behind the accidents and tie-ups that your brainless, can’t-remember-to-remove-head-from-taint self is responsible for.
First of all – even if you have winter tires, you need a longer following distance to give you more time to stop. That means that you should crawl out of the cornhole of the guy in front of you. (Actually, you should do this ALL THE TIME, not just when it’s icy. If I wanted something dry jammed up my ass, I’d spin the wheel of my ex’s and make one of the days like Christmas. I don’t need your gas-guzzling SUV stuck there, thanks.)
Secondly, 140 km/h is not a safe speed on our highways in good weather. 140 km/h + ice = fatal crashes. Hopefully, it’s only you that you kill, you glorified lab monkey.
Third, while I do realize that it is icy and snowy, travelling at 30 km/h on a high speed road is just as likely to get you killed as travelling at 140 km/h. If you’re too nervous to keep up with reasonable traffic flow, stick to slower routes, plan to arrive later or don’t leave your fucking house. It’s called a “snow day” and was the greatest part of being a child in school. Appreciate it in the unfortunate circumstances that is your adulthood. Maybe use the spare time to spay or neuter yourself, or maybe take up a recreational hobby like Russian roulette.
Finally, and this applies to all you folks who drive 4X4’s and SUVs especially, it doesn’t matter how bad ass, tripped-out, powerful, lifted, or whatever other penis extension you have on your vehicle. If you go into the ditch, you will get stuck. If you end up with you vehicle partially or fully buried because you figured that you’d do a little off-roading in the city, you go to the bottom of the list to be rescued. You’re a tool. You’re a tool tool tool, you’re an unbelievable tool. I hope you freeze your nuts off, especially if you’re one of those folks that are proof that daddy should have just gone and jacked-off (A.K.A. people who own truck nuts). But for the unfortunate folks who had the choice between crashing into the aforementioned abortion-should-have-beens and getting raped by the insurance companies, or reacting and landing in a ditch – pull over and help these folks out. Seriously. I realize that it is cold and miserable, but tow trucks are often so backed-up that you’re looking at a 10 hour wait. You get a few people around that little civic and it’s easy to get back on the road. Plus you’ll have saved someone who, like you, is getting screwed over by all of the morons and assholes out there who prove that de-evolution is, in fact, not only possible but occurring in our very community.
In conclusion, if you can stay at home, stay at home. If you must drive, don’t be a dick when you drive. Letting people lane change in front of you is like swallowing – it’s only polite. Slow down, use your signal lights and don’t think that you’re the exception to the rule.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Entitlement
I'm so furious that I could spit nails. I was just reading a woman's story on a forum that a visit and it sparked this rant. Oh no. It's not about dead-beat dads or abusive losers. It's the loser, skanks that can't be bothered to figure out birth control or just simply take it in the ass. (I chose the former, but either way works.) This woman, by her own admission, has 5 children by 3 different men and was a single mother to the 5 offspring until a year and a half ago, when she found some sucker to marry her! She's bitching because her family of 7 (the 5 children, herself and her new husband) have to live solely off of her husband's income because the government is withholding all G.S.T. And “baby bonus” cheques. Why the fuck does this woman, who can't even be responsible enough to realize that continually breeding when you have no income source is a bad idea, think that she should get ANYTHING?
I've actually been in the situation where I was entitled to receive EI and welfare payments through all of the qualification factors. I realized that I could take the easy way out and accept the hand-out from the government (a hand-out that I have paid into since I was 17 without ever having reaped the benefit of) or I could make the decision that since I was able-bodied enough to work in an office (as in, I could sit, answer phones and type with some measure of competency). I made the decision that I would get up and get myself a job. No hand-outs. No free rides.
I made the decision years ago that I wouldn't be one of the girls slutting around and getting knocked up by whatever guys would bang me just so that I could sit on my ass, collecting welfare and child support, and so that I wouldn't have to join the real world and get a job. (The fact that this is an option for anyone makes me sick.) I chose to be a responsible, tax-paying, job-working, economy-driving, contributing-to-the-common-good citizen. Now I ask you...
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CUM DRIPPING THUNDER CUNT ALLOWED TO SIT THERE AND REAP THE BENEFITS OF MY RESPONSIBLE LIFESTYLE BECAUSE SHE IS IRRESPONSIBLE?
Seriously....we punish the folks who work hard and reward the lazy? Here's a thought bitch – give your kids up to people who have the money to raise them to be productive members of society, stitch your snatch closed before you get yourself knocked up YET AGAIN, and get a fucking job. I want every fucking penny that you stole from those of us who actually cared enough about ourselves and our countrymen to be responsible back. We cut health care and education spending, both nationally and provincially, but for some reason we continue to pay for these sponges?
We have all sorts of laws to protect us from ourselves – minimum ages to drink, to drive, to purchase tobacco products; seat belt laws to protect us in motor vehicle accidents; helmet laws to protect us in bicycle or motorcycle accidents; etc. - yet nothing to protect us from breeding rampantly and limiting our children's futures? I'm sorry. If I shoot through a windshield and die, my friends and family will grieve, there will be a mess to clean up, but all in all, I've done it to myself and any hurt or trauma to anyone else is my fault. Now think about this – I'm the oldest of these 5 children. If it were just mom and I, she would probably be able to get care for me and work (like a normal person) without putting too much hardship on anyone. I may not have everything, but at least I'll be able to have a home, clean clothes and a chance to continue my education beyond high school with some hard work and the benefit of a scholarship or apprenticeship program. With mommy not figuring out how to work a condom, how to close her fucking legs or even how to fucking swallow, she continues to spawn more siblings. Now I, as the oldest child, receive less time and attention and there is less money to pay for the things we need. How long is it before that initial child's life is impacted so much that his/her future become extremely limited and the cycle continues? How long before that child is resorting to crime to give him/her the same privileges/perks as his/her peers? Mommy's inability to think ahead has just handicapped me. Maybe I'm one of those truly exceptional people who can come from nothing to live the “good life,” but those people are few and far between, especially when laziness and irresponsibility has been modeled for me my entire life.
Tell me friends, why is it that handicapping your child isn't illegal but killing yourself is?
Tell me dear friends, why is this woman entitled to a reward for being irresponsible while we, the people who have been responsible and accountable for our actions, are expected to cough-up our hard-earned incomes to support these thoughtless assholes?
Dear Cumhound;
You have been tried in my court and convicted of the highest crime against your countrymen. You have lived your life off the sweat of their backs. You have condemned your children to mediocrity (at their very best). You have put your gratification above the well-being of the men who fathered your children, your children, your current partner, your family and your countrymen. As punishment for your crimes, your children will be given to people who would otherwise be unable to have children of their own and who would provide for those children and teach them to be industrious and responsible. You will work day and night until every penny that you have collected (with reasonable interest) is repaid to your countrymen who paid into the public coffers for the good of the country, not so that you would be “entitled” to your free ride and so that you may understand what a “hard day's work” really is and you will understand how horrible your crimes really are.
If only...
I've actually been in the situation where I was entitled to receive EI and welfare payments through all of the qualification factors. I realized that I could take the easy way out and accept the hand-out from the government (a hand-out that I have paid into since I was 17 without ever having reaped the benefit of) or I could make the decision that since I was able-bodied enough to work in an office (as in, I could sit, answer phones and type with some measure of competency). I made the decision that I would get up and get myself a job. No hand-outs. No free rides.
I made the decision years ago that I wouldn't be one of the girls slutting around and getting knocked up by whatever guys would bang me just so that I could sit on my ass, collecting welfare and child support, and so that I wouldn't have to join the real world and get a job. (The fact that this is an option for anyone makes me sick.) I chose to be a responsible, tax-paying, job-working, economy-driving, contributing-to-the-common-good citizen. Now I ask you...
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CUM DRIPPING THUNDER CUNT ALLOWED TO SIT THERE AND REAP THE BENEFITS OF MY RESPONSIBLE LIFESTYLE BECAUSE SHE IS IRRESPONSIBLE?
Seriously....we punish the folks who work hard and reward the lazy? Here's a thought bitch – give your kids up to people who have the money to raise them to be productive members of society, stitch your snatch closed before you get yourself knocked up YET AGAIN, and get a fucking job. I want every fucking penny that you stole from those of us who actually cared enough about ourselves and our countrymen to be responsible back. We cut health care and education spending, both nationally and provincially, but for some reason we continue to pay for these sponges?
We have all sorts of laws to protect us from ourselves – minimum ages to drink, to drive, to purchase tobacco products; seat belt laws to protect us in motor vehicle accidents; helmet laws to protect us in bicycle or motorcycle accidents; etc. - yet nothing to protect us from breeding rampantly and limiting our children's futures? I'm sorry. If I shoot through a windshield and die, my friends and family will grieve, there will be a mess to clean up, but all in all, I've done it to myself and any hurt or trauma to anyone else is my fault. Now think about this – I'm the oldest of these 5 children. If it were just mom and I, she would probably be able to get care for me and work (like a normal person) without putting too much hardship on anyone. I may not have everything, but at least I'll be able to have a home, clean clothes and a chance to continue my education beyond high school with some hard work and the benefit of a scholarship or apprenticeship program. With mommy not figuring out how to work a condom, how to close her fucking legs or even how to fucking swallow, she continues to spawn more siblings. Now I, as the oldest child, receive less time and attention and there is less money to pay for the things we need. How long is it before that initial child's life is impacted so much that his/her future become extremely limited and the cycle continues? How long before that child is resorting to crime to give him/her the same privileges/perks as his/her peers? Mommy's inability to think ahead has just handicapped me. Maybe I'm one of those truly exceptional people who can come from nothing to live the “good life,” but those people are few and far between, especially when laziness and irresponsibility has been modeled for me my entire life.
Tell me friends, why is it that handicapping your child isn't illegal but killing yourself is?
Tell me dear friends, why is this woman entitled to a reward for being irresponsible while we, the people who have been responsible and accountable for our actions, are expected to cough-up our hard-earned incomes to support these thoughtless assholes?
Dear Cumhound;
You have been tried in my court and convicted of the highest crime against your countrymen. You have lived your life off the sweat of their backs. You have condemned your children to mediocrity (at their very best). You have put your gratification above the well-being of the men who fathered your children, your children, your current partner, your family and your countrymen. As punishment for your crimes, your children will be given to people who would otherwise be unable to have children of their own and who would provide for those children and teach them to be industrious and responsible. You will work day and night until every penny that you have collected (with reasonable interest) is repaid to your countrymen who paid into the public coffers for the good of the country, not so that you would be “entitled” to your free ride and so that you may understand what a “hard day's work” really is and you will understand how horrible your crimes really are.
If only...
Monday, January 19, 2009
Fucking Kids
I can’t even being to imagine how often I’ve heard someone exclaim “fucking kids!” Still, I find it odd that I so frequently use the same phrase and even odder that I don’t feel like an old lady when I say it. It blows my mind that kids are so out of control and that parents can do NOTHING to stop them.
Take, for instance, a certain young person with whom I am well aquainted. A scant fifteen years old and dating an eighteen year old pot smoking retard, who will more than likely make his career in break-and-enters. The little snot-rag can’t even be bothered to make eye contact with you when you’re speaking to him, yet somehow this little girl thinks that it is not fair for us to judge him? I graduated high school. I attended post-secondary schooling. I have dated every kind of loser and cum-smear out there. I don’t know him personally, but I know him nonetheless. He’s a loser. He’s trouble. And he is going to take you far away from where you want to be. By the way, sweetheart, the WORLD is going to judge you and him by your individual behaviours and by the company you keep. If you want to be around trash, expect that you will be treated the same as trash. You’re only fifteen and there is only one thing an eighteen year old boy wants with you, and it sure as hell isn’t your “keen fashion sense” or your “zest for life.” Once he’s got what he wants out of you, you’ll be tossed out on your ass. You can bet your life on it.
Teenagers are skipping classes, bugging off, causing trouble and lying to their parents and there seems to be nothing that parents can do anymore to keep their kids in line. You can’t smack them. That’s child abuse. You can’t ground them, since it means staying home from work to enforce the grounding. Forced labour, perhaps? Military school? Let them get away with anything they want until they become the problem of the youth justice system? It’s absolutely bullshit. When I was a kid, my parents made damn good and sure that when I was being punished I KNEW that I was being punished. I had zero privileges – no phone, internet, television – and none of the comforts that I’d come to enjoy. There was no stereo in my room, merely the crappy alarm radio that I used to get myself out of bed and when I wasn’t working, I was in my room. I could read a book or sit there bored and those were my only options. The extra tasks that were handed to me as part of my punishment had to be done to the highest standards and if they were, I was going to be redoing them and receiving more to do. There was no getting away with poor grades or lying. That was it. I realize that I wasn’t always the perfect child, but I was more or less mindful of my parents.
I was always good at coercing teenagers into doing what I wanted them to. When I was a kid, it was getting the babysitter to let me eat junk and buy me candy. When I was a teen, it was doing what I wanted to do instead of what they wanted to do. In my early twenties, I could coach them and get fantastic results. Now though, I feel like I’ve entered the fogie-zone and that I’ll always be one of the adults. I wish that I could make some of these kids see how very senseless they are and the fact that I can’t really bothers me and really worries me. There is a lot more out in the world to hurt a kid than there was even ten years ago when I was a teen, or maybe I’m just more aware of it now that I’m a little more mature.
Fucking kids! The little shits made me old!
Take, for instance, a certain young person with whom I am well aquainted. A scant fifteen years old and dating an eighteen year old pot smoking retard, who will more than likely make his career in break-and-enters. The little snot-rag can’t even be bothered to make eye contact with you when you’re speaking to him, yet somehow this little girl thinks that it is not fair for us to judge him? I graduated high school. I attended post-secondary schooling. I have dated every kind of loser and cum-smear out there. I don’t know him personally, but I know him nonetheless. He’s a loser. He’s trouble. And he is going to take you far away from where you want to be. By the way, sweetheart, the WORLD is going to judge you and him by your individual behaviours and by the company you keep. If you want to be around trash, expect that you will be treated the same as trash. You’re only fifteen and there is only one thing an eighteen year old boy wants with you, and it sure as hell isn’t your “keen fashion sense” or your “zest for life.” Once he’s got what he wants out of you, you’ll be tossed out on your ass. You can bet your life on it.
Teenagers are skipping classes, bugging off, causing trouble and lying to their parents and there seems to be nothing that parents can do anymore to keep their kids in line. You can’t smack them. That’s child abuse. You can’t ground them, since it means staying home from work to enforce the grounding. Forced labour, perhaps? Military school? Let them get away with anything they want until they become the problem of the youth justice system? It’s absolutely bullshit. When I was a kid, my parents made damn good and sure that when I was being punished I KNEW that I was being punished. I had zero privileges – no phone, internet, television – and none of the comforts that I’d come to enjoy. There was no stereo in my room, merely the crappy alarm radio that I used to get myself out of bed and when I wasn’t working, I was in my room. I could read a book or sit there bored and those were my only options. The extra tasks that were handed to me as part of my punishment had to be done to the highest standards and if they were, I was going to be redoing them and receiving more to do. There was no getting away with poor grades or lying. That was it. I realize that I wasn’t always the perfect child, but I was more or less mindful of my parents.
I was always good at coercing teenagers into doing what I wanted them to. When I was a kid, it was getting the babysitter to let me eat junk and buy me candy. When I was a teen, it was doing what I wanted to do instead of what they wanted to do. In my early twenties, I could coach them and get fantastic results. Now though, I feel like I’ve entered the fogie-zone and that I’ll always be one of the adults. I wish that I could make some of these kids see how very senseless they are and the fact that I can’t really bothers me and really worries me. There is a lot more out in the world to hurt a kid than there was even ten years ago when I was a teen, or maybe I’m just more aware of it now that I’m a little more mature.
Fucking kids! The little shits made me old!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Equal treatment MUST be EQUAL
I hate to make myself sound like a racist or a bigot. I’m not. I have friends and family from many races and religions and I love and respect them all. My policy is to judge you for who you are and what you do, *then* make discriminatory remarks. My use of racial/politically incorrect slurs are often not even the “correct” slurs to use. (I’ll often refer to people as “retards;” however, mentally handicapped people are “mentally handicapped” or “cognitively impaired.” If I call you “gay” though, it is because I think that you’re a homosexual and I love lesbians, gays and all the confused in-betweeners.) (Hehehehe…that sounded like “weeners.” LOL)
That said, I have to let this one out because it really pisses me off. My cousin sent me a message to sign a petition. No problem, right. Usually, the petition is for something that I believe in and I’m happy to do it. This was a petition to the Government of Canada to continue and expand the funding of post-secondary funding for aboriginals and people of aboriginal descent. I deleted it right away. Let me say this, it’s not that I don’t think that these folks should be allowed an education. I think that everyone should be free to pursue whatever academic endeavour they so choose. I just believe that this pursuit should be available on a level playing field.
Now, certainly I have considered that I am maybe a little jaded. I know that a few days ago I opened a letter from my bank stating that I only owe them a little more than $30,000.00 for my student loans and I’m down to a mere $8,500 on my other student loan. They were totalling $42,000.00 at one point, and I had money set aside to go to school with! What I want to know is why I, a natural born Canadian, born after the settlement of this nation is required to pay roughly $50,000.00 for the privilege of post-secondary schooling while others born under those same circumstances but with a different skin colour get a free ride. Isn’t that a form of discrimination as well? Isn’t that preferential treatment for other?
I’m fucking sick of this shit! I don’t mean to seem insensitive, but enough is enough. Yeah…Whitemasterwhiteywhite and all his cracker friends came over here from mostly England and France and royally fucked aboriginal peoples out of their entire way of life. They enslaved these peoples and forced them through an education system that robbed them of their culture. I get that. Fuck! There are even days that *I* feel guilty about that, but am I responsible for what a bunch of Limeys and Frogs did a few hundred years ago? Fuck no! I wasn’t there. Even if I was, I’ve got tits so they would have slapped me around and told me to go fuck my hat. The simple fact is that it is in the past and too many concessions are being made now. Why the hell must we kowtow to aboriginal peoples today for the sins of the forefathers of this nation? Sorry it happened, but there is nothing that can be done now and I think a few hundred years of penance is plenty long enough. Time to wake the fuck up gang. There is not one person in this country who is responsible for the actions of his or her parents, let alone many generations removed. It is high time that history is left in the past and we step forward into the future. The future should not include discrimination. Keep your reservations as “family property” and your schools as separate schools. Maintain your languages and teach your children your culture as any other group in our society teaches theirs. Whatever. Just quit insisting that you’re entitled to a hand-out because one of your ancestors suffered some great ill. I have Irish in my background, do you see me whining about the effects that the Protestant movement had on Ireland and going after some sort of monetary compensation from the government for that? No! Hell! I know the part of my German side who was living in Poland just prior to WWII. I can’t go after Germany for the losses that my great-grandparents suffered.
Here’s a news flash people – it’s a brand new day, a new generation and a new world. Things have changed, so must the practices. This is a part of life. (Keep in mind, we were once completely subject to the British government and the Queen of England. We changed that because it was antiquated and so too is this.)
You want equal fucking treatment? Here's the way it works - you get money if you earn it (income, tuitition money, etc.) or if you sell something of value to obtain the money. You aren't entitled to it. You want to go to school? Every person in Canada is allowed a "free" education via the public school system until age 18/19, unless he/she chooses to leave school or violates a law which causes this privilege to be withdrawn. You want to attend post-secondary? Qualify on your own merits and either pay for it yourself or obtain student loans.
You want to be my equal? Quit touting yourself as being different from me. You're not.
That said, I have to let this one out because it really pisses me off. My cousin sent me a message to sign a petition. No problem, right. Usually, the petition is for something that I believe in and I’m happy to do it. This was a petition to the Government of Canada to continue and expand the funding of post-secondary funding for aboriginals and people of aboriginal descent. I deleted it right away. Let me say this, it’s not that I don’t think that these folks should be allowed an education. I think that everyone should be free to pursue whatever academic endeavour they so choose. I just believe that this pursuit should be available on a level playing field.
Now, certainly I have considered that I am maybe a little jaded. I know that a few days ago I opened a letter from my bank stating that I only owe them a little more than $30,000.00 for my student loans and I’m down to a mere $8,500 on my other student loan. They were totalling $42,000.00 at one point, and I had money set aside to go to school with! What I want to know is why I, a natural born Canadian, born after the settlement of this nation is required to pay roughly $50,000.00 for the privilege of post-secondary schooling while others born under those same circumstances but with a different skin colour get a free ride. Isn’t that a form of discrimination as well? Isn’t that preferential treatment for other?
I’m fucking sick of this shit! I don’t mean to seem insensitive, but enough is enough. Yeah…Whitemasterwhiteywhite and all his cracker friends came over here from mostly England and France and royally fucked aboriginal peoples out of their entire way of life. They enslaved these peoples and forced them through an education system that robbed them of their culture. I get that. Fuck! There are even days that *I* feel guilty about that, but am I responsible for what a bunch of Limeys and Frogs did a few hundred years ago? Fuck no! I wasn’t there. Even if I was, I’ve got tits so they would have slapped me around and told me to go fuck my hat. The simple fact is that it is in the past and too many concessions are being made now. Why the hell must we kowtow to aboriginal peoples today for the sins of the forefathers of this nation? Sorry it happened, but there is nothing that can be done now and I think a few hundred years of penance is plenty long enough. Time to wake the fuck up gang. There is not one person in this country who is responsible for the actions of his or her parents, let alone many generations removed. It is high time that history is left in the past and we step forward into the future. The future should not include discrimination. Keep your reservations as “family property” and your schools as separate schools. Maintain your languages and teach your children your culture as any other group in our society teaches theirs. Whatever. Just quit insisting that you’re entitled to a hand-out because one of your ancestors suffered some great ill. I have Irish in my background, do you see me whining about the effects that the Protestant movement had on Ireland and going after some sort of monetary compensation from the government for that? No! Hell! I know the part of my German side who was living in Poland just prior to WWII. I can’t go after Germany for the losses that my great-grandparents suffered.
Here’s a news flash people – it’s a brand new day, a new generation and a new world. Things have changed, so must the practices. This is a part of life. (Keep in mind, we were once completely subject to the British government and the Queen of England. We changed that because it was antiquated and so too is this.)
You want equal fucking treatment? Here's the way it works - you get money if you earn it (income, tuitition money, etc.) or if you sell something of value to obtain the money. You aren't entitled to it. You want to go to school? Every person in Canada is allowed a "free" education via the public school system until age 18/19, unless he/she chooses to leave school or violates a law which causes this privilege to be withdrawn. You want to attend post-secondary? Qualify on your own merits and either pay for it yourself or obtain student loans.
You want to be my equal? Quit touting yourself as being different from me. You're not.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Fucking wow, man. Fucking WOW!
I'm back ladies and gentlemen and I'm angrier than ever! Some cum-stain fuck-wit on a forum (I'll not mention which one, but I'm not on many) decided to air his bible-humping bullshit regarding his views on homosexuality and gay marriage, and I never got the opportunity to tell him my thoughts. You, my beloved reader are fortunate enough to hear this. For sake of anonymity, I'll call this failed abortion of an individual “John D.”
John D. decided to blame AIDS on homosexuality, touting it as sinful, unnatural and all the usual right-wing shit that is constantly spewed. He talked about how disgraceful it is that Canada allows for gay people to marry. (My apologies fans, I was not able to read the full barrage of of his fly bait before his hateful words were removed from the site they were spewed forth unto. I may only go from excerpts of his spite.)
Let me make this perfectly clear to you – I am more than pro-gay, pro-woman or pro-choice, I am pro-freedomToLiveYourOwnLifeAsYouSeeFitAsLongAsItDoesn'tHurtAnyone. Basically, if you're not playing a game of “Uncle BadTouch” and things are consentual, do what works for you. If that means that you're love machine is a goat, who the fuck am I to stop you? I'll think that you have a few issues, but I have no right to stop you. (If the goat protests, then I should maybe...but I digress.) Live your life and enjoy it.
That said, John D. asserted that homosexuality is the cause of AIDS. For those of you reading this, it is probably not news that blaming gays for AIDS makes as much sense as blaming Jews for the black plague. Hell....let's blame the penguins for it being cold too while we're at it. I reiterate that John D. is a fuck-wit and if his mother had any sense at all, she would have been more diligent with the coat hanger all those years ago.
John D. also came down on the country that I am proud to be born and bred in – Canada – for legalizing gay marriage. I still can't believe that it was illegal! I cannot believe that any person, anywhere for any reason would think that they have the right to pick and choose who can make a public proclamation of his/her love. Marriage should never have anything to do with church or state, but with love. As long as the participants share their love and are at an age where she/he/they are aware of the consequences of hers/his/their actions, have at it.
I try to be tolerant, but it is hateful people like John D. who make my blood boil. Is it not easier to turn a blind eye than to spill such malice into the world and poison so many? It's not as though gay people are knocking on your door at all hours of the night trying to convert you to their lifestyle. Lesbians aren't sitting outside of schools waiting to ensnare children to learn how to lay carpet or put up dry wall and gay men don't sit in parks trying to tempt little boys into becoming hair stylists. These men and women are no different from their heterosexual counterparts except in matters of whom they take to their beds. I know many straight men with fantastic flair for colour and decorating and as many straight women who could fix your truck or help you finish your basement. How is being gay any different from being left-handed, blond-haired or brown-eyed? I say that it isn't. All people should have the same rights, regardless of sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc..
So, John D., I realize that you're out there in cyberspace, propagating your hate. Don't worry. Some day, you'll realize what a complete tool you are and, with any luck, you'll kill yourself out of shame. (I also support the right to choose when to end your life if you that it is in your best interests. Who am I to interfere with you?)
Oh, and don't worry Mr. Davidson, I'll protect your identity with the same level of devotion that you have put into caring about the well-being of your fellow Canadians, not to mention the rest of the world.
John D. decided to blame AIDS on homosexuality, touting it as sinful, unnatural and all the usual right-wing shit that is constantly spewed. He talked about how disgraceful it is that Canada allows for gay people to marry. (My apologies fans, I was not able to read the full barrage of of his fly bait before his hateful words were removed from the site they were spewed forth unto. I may only go from excerpts of his spite.)
Let me make this perfectly clear to you – I am more than pro-gay, pro-woman or pro-choice, I am pro-freedomToLiveYourOwnLifeAsYouSeeFitAsLongAsItDoesn'tHurtAnyone. Basically, if you're not playing a game of “Uncle BadTouch” and things are consentual, do what works for you. If that means that you're love machine is a goat, who the fuck am I to stop you? I'll think that you have a few issues, but I have no right to stop you. (If the goat protests, then I should maybe...but I digress.) Live your life and enjoy it.
That said, John D. asserted that homosexuality is the cause of AIDS. For those of you reading this, it is probably not news that blaming gays for AIDS makes as much sense as blaming Jews for the black plague. Hell....let's blame the penguins for it being cold too while we're at it. I reiterate that John D. is a fuck-wit and if his mother had any sense at all, she would have been more diligent with the coat hanger all those years ago.
John D. also came down on the country that I am proud to be born and bred in – Canada – for legalizing gay marriage. I still can't believe that it was illegal! I cannot believe that any person, anywhere for any reason would think that they have the right to pick and choose who can make a public proclamation of his/her love. Marriage should never have anything to do with church or state, but with love. As long as the participants share their love and are at an age where she/he/they are aware of the consequences of hers/his/their actions, have at it.
I try to be tolerant, but it is hateful people like John D. who make my blood boil. Is it not easier to turn a blind eye than to spill such malice into the world and poison so many? It's not as though gay people are knocking on your door at all hours of the night trying to convert you to their lifestyle. Lesbians aren't sitting outside of schools waiting to ensnare children to learn how to lay carpet or put up dry wall and gay men don't sit in parks trying to tempt little boys into becoming hair stylists. These men and women are no different from their heterosexual counterparts except in matters of whom they take to their beds. I know many straight men with fantastic flair for colour and decorating and as many straight women who could fix your truck or help you finish your basement. How is being gay any different from being left-handed, blond-haired or brown-eyed? I say that it isn't. All people should have the same rights, regardless of sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc..
So, John D., I realize that you're out there in cyberspace, propagating your hate. Don't worry. Some day, you'll realize what a complete tool you are and, with any luck, you'll kill yourself out of shame. (I also support the right to choose when to end your life if you that it is in your best interests. Who am I to interfere with you?)
Oh, and don't worry Mr. Davidson, I'll protect your identity with the same level of devotion that you have put into caring about the well-being of your fellow Canadians, not to mention the rest of the world.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Are you fucking kidding me?
So, reading the news today in my down time I come across this article (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/081112/canada/canada_us_fat) and I just about lost my fucking mind. Basically, this gang member was arrested, charged and convicted of his crimes. He was sentenced to 5 years in prison and served 26 months of that because he was too fat to fit in the chair and bed provided to him. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – why the fuck should we care about these people and their comforts? They didn’t care enough about the rest of society to obey the laws and they certainly didn’t care about how much they were going to cost tax payers via the justice system. Fuck ‘em. (And yes, I do make exceptions on a case by case basis.)
So tubby is too fat to lie on a prison bed? Guess that you’ll have to lose some weight. What part of “punishment” don’t you understand? You did something wrong and now you’re paying for it. I don’t remember being spanked by my parents and thinking “gee...this is actually pretty comfy.” I remember my ass stinging and that sensation coming back to mind every time I was about to do it again. Get the fuck over it, you useless waste of oxygen. Seriously, it is abortion buckets like yourselves who are making people scared to let their children out of the house.
Why should you be comfortable when the very knowledge of your existence makes good, law-abiding people uncomfortable? Justify this to me you bloated, gang banger. Tell me why YOU have the right to comfort after showing a blatant disregard for the law while I am refused the freedom to feel secure in my own community.
I forgot. In this country, we don’t believe in punishing the wicked or in protecting the weak. We let people who are legitimately dangerous walk free, instead choosing to put more locks on our doors and stay in the house to protect ourselves. We CHOOSE to become prisoners because those who should be imprisoned have rights greater than our own. Rather than telling our government that this is unacceptable, we sit on our thumbs when it comes time to vote for leaders who would affect change. Feel ashamed. Feel very ashamed.
So tubby is too fat to lie on a prison bed? Guess that you’ll have to lose some weight. What part of “punishment” don’t you understand? You did something wrong and now you’re paying for it. I don’t remember being spanked by my parents and thinking “gee...this is actually pretty comfy.” I remember my ass stinging and that sensation coming back to mind every time I was about to do it again. Get the fuck over it, you useless waste of oxygen. Seriously, it is abortion buckets like yourselves who are making people scared to let their children out of the house.
Why should you be comfortable when the very knowledge of your existence makes good, law-abiding people uncomfortable? Justify this to me you bloated, gang banger. Tell me why YOU have the right to comfort after showing a blatant disregard for the law while I am refused the freedom to feel secure in my own community.
I forgot. In this country, we don’t believe in punishing the wicked or in protecting the weak. We let people who are legitimately dangerous walk free, instead choosing to put more locks on our doors and stay in the house to protect ourselves. We CHOOSE to become prisoners because those who should be imprisoned have rights greater than our own. Rather than telling our government that this is unacceptable, we sit on our thumbs when it comes time to vote for leaders who would affect change. Feel ashamed. Feel very ashamed.
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Bumper Fucker
I can’t help but get a little frustrated and extremely nervous when I’m travelling down a highway at 100+ kilometres per hour, am already following too close to the driver ahead of me (because when you give sufficient room, you get cut-off by 3 or 4 other vehicles) and some ass-head is so close to my bumper that I can only see hood! Seriously people. I’m in a hurry to get where I’m going too, I’m just not headed for the ER. You’re not going to get where you're going any faster if you hit me because you’ll be travelling in a body bag, you fuck.
There are dozens of accidents in this city every day. It gets worse when there is any extenuating weather. Why? Because people in Calgary can’t be bothered to practice courteous driving behaviour. Hell! Most of them can’t even be bothered to practice “safe” driving habits. "Defensive driving" does not mean that you should treat the road as though it is yours and that you should defend it. Pull your head out of your ass (and for you uggos out there, the bag your lover puts over your head) before driving. Dung-monkeys.
Hey Blondie McCockgobbler in the BMW, stop staring at your nails and working your second job as a phone sex operator and use your fucking signal light (I know you know how to pull a fucking stick!)! While you’re at it cum sponge, try to shoulder check once in a blue-fucking-moon. You might actually be able to notice that there is a car beside you that you’re about to run into.
To all you cousin-fucking, hill-folk turned yuppie scum driving in your trucks, pay attention! Just because your vehicle is bigger doesn’t mean that you have right-of-way or get special privileges. Yes, you are in fact handicapped, but not in the way that gives you rights to special parking. I mean that you’re totally fucking retarded and should be in a small room somewhere with a bib and a hockey helmet. I’ll make sure that I personally put a cork on the end of each spoon you’re given so that you don’t accidentally stab yourselves in the head. What the fuck do you need a truck for? Unless you’re a farmer or contractor or you use the truck to haul large animals, you don’t fucking need it! Get a small, fuel friendly car you raging piece of shit before you not only kill someone but you destroy the ecosystem. I realize that your penis is so small that you feel you need this huge extension (and don’t even get me started on you fuckers with the trucks balls!) but save yourself big money and just buy a codpiece. (For those of you who don’t know what this is, it is the manly equivalent of a padded push-up bra – it gives the illusion of size.)
I’m so fucking tired of driving here, exceeding the speed limit (even in the slow lane) and still having people trying to run me over. What the fuck is your hurry? You’re going to travel 20 or 30 km/h faster, burn 10 – 20% more fuel in order to arrive a whopping 3 minutes earlier? You’re willing to endanger lives, including your own, to potentially save yourself a few hundred seconds? You really make me sick.
I’m fed-up with people who think that a signal light is an optional piece of equipment. Hey fucko! The little stick just behind your steering wheel on the left hand side isn’t going to bite you. It will, however, keep my foot from being jammed so far up your ass that I can use you as a sock-puppet. If I don’t know where you’re going, how can I keep you from running up your insurance when you inevitably hit me?
Pay attention to where you’re going, what’s going on around you and the traffic controls. Quit fussing with your screaming hell-monkey, your stereo, your in-car DVD playing, your hair, the cell phone, doing your make-up or whatever the fuck else you’re screwing with and STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. Try, just try, to show some consideration for the other drivers on the road. Let people in when they are signaling. Back off of your gas pedal. Try not to be such a self-centered puss-bag. Maybe you'll be happier when you get home.
FUCK!
There are dozens of accidents in this city every day. It gets worse when there is any extenuating weather. Why? Because people in Calgary can’t be bothered to practice courteous driving behaviour. Hell! Most of them can’t even be bothered to practice “safe” driving habits. "Defensive driving" does not mean that you should treat the road as though it is yours and that you should defend it. Pull your head out of your ass (and for you uggos out there, the bag your lover puts over your head) before driving. Dung-monkeys.
Hey Blondie McCockgobbler in the BMW, stop staring at your nails and working your second job as a phone sex operator and use your fucking signal light (I know you know how to pull a fucking stick!)! While you’re at it cum sponge, try to shoulder check once in a blue-fucking-moon. You might actually be able to notice that there is a car beside you that you’re about to run into.
To all you cousin-fucking, hill-folk turned yuppie scum driving in your trucks, pay attention! Just because your vehicle is bigger doesn’t mean that you have right-of-way or get special privileges. Yes, you are in fact handicapped, but not in the way that gives you rights to special parking. I mean that you’re totally fucking retarded and should be in a small room somewhere with a bib and a hockey helmet. I’ll make sure that I personally put a cork on the end of each spoon you’re given so that you don’t accidentally stab yourselves in the head. What the fuck do you need a truck for? Unless you’re a farmer or contractor or you use the truck to haul large animals, you don’t fucking need it! Get a small, fuel friendly car you raging piece of shit before you not only kill someone but you destroy the ecosystem. I realize that your penis is so small that you feel you need this huge extension (and don’t even get me started on you fuckers with the trucks balls!) but save yourself big money and just buy a codpiece. (For those of you who don’t know what this is, it is the manly equivalent of a padded push-up bra – it gives the illusion of size.)
I’m so fucking tired of driving here, exceeding the speed limit (even in the slow lane) and still having people trying to run me over. What the fuck is your hurry? You’re going to travel 20 or 30 km/h faster, burn 10 – 20% more fuel in order to arrive a whopping 3 minutes earlier? You’re willing to endanger lives, including your own, to potentially save yourself a few hundred seconds? You really make me sick.
I’m fed-up with people who think that a signal light is an optional piece of equipment. Hey fucko! The little stick just behind your steering wheel on the left hand side isn’t going to bite you. It will, however, keep my foot from being jammed so far up your ass that I can use you as a sock-puppet. If I don’t know where you’re going, how can I keep you from running up your insurance when you inevitably hit me?
Pay attention to where you’re going, what’s going on around you and the traffic controls. Quit fussing with your screaming hell-monkey, your stereo, your in-car DVD playing, your hair, the cell phone, doing your make-up or whatever the fuck else you’re screwing with and STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. Try, just try, to show some consideration for the other drivers on the road. Let people in when they are signaling. Back off of your gas pedal. Try not to be such a self-centered puss-bag. Maybe you'll be happier when you get home.
FUCK!
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