Fucking wow, man. Fucking WOW!

I'm back ladies and gentlemen and I'm angrier than ever! Some cum-stain fuck-wit on a forum (I'll not mention which one, but I'm not on many) decided to air his bible-humping bullshit regarding his views on homosexuality and gay marriage, and I never got the opportunity to tell him my thoughts. You, my beloved reader are fortunate enough to hear this. For sake of anonymity, I'll call this failed abortion of an individual “John D.”

John D. decided to blame AIDS on homosexuality, touting it as sinful, unnatural and all the usual right-wing shit that is constantly spewed. He talked about how disgraceful it is that Canada allows for gay people to marry. (My apologies fans, I was not able to read the full barrage of of his fly bait before his hateful words were removed from the site they were spewed forth unto. I may only go from excerpts of his spite.)

Let me make this perfectly clear to you – I am more than pro-gay, pro-woman or pro-choice, I am pro-freedomToLiveYourOwnLifeAsYouSeeFitAsLongAsItDoesn'tHurtAnyone. Basically, if you're not playing a game of “Uncle BadTouch” and things are consentual, do what works for you. If that means that you're love machine is a goat, who the fuck am I to stop you? I'll think that you have a few issues, but I have no right to stop you. (If the goat protests, then I should maybe...but I digress.) Live your life and enjoy it.

That said, John D. asserted that homosexuality is the cause of AIDS. For those of you reading this, it is probably not news that blaming gays for AIDS makes as much sense as blaming Jews for the black plague. Hell....let's blame the penguins for it being cold too while we're at it. I reiterate that John D. is a fuck-wit and if his mother had any sense at all, she would have been more diligent with the coat hanger all those years ago.

John D. also came down on the country that I am proud to be born and bred in – Canada – for legalizing gay marriage. I still can't believe that it was illegal! I cannot believe that any person, anywhere for any reason would think that they have the right to pick and choose who can make a public proclamation of his/her love. Marriage should never have anything to do with church or state, but with love. As long as the participants share their love and are at an age where she/he/they are aware of the consequences of hers/his/their actions, have at it.

I try to be tolerant, but it is hateful people like John D. who make my blood boil. Is it not easier to turn a blind eye than to spill such malice into the world and poison so many? It's not as though gay people are knocking on your door at all hours of the night trying to convert you to their lifestyle. Lesbians aren't sitting outside of schools waiting to ensnare children to learn how to lay carpet or put up dry wall and gay men don't sit in parks trying to tempt little boys into becoming hair stylists. These men and women are no different from their heterosexual counterparts except in matters of whom they take to their beds. I know many straight men with fantastic flair for colour and decorating and as many straight women who could fix your truck or help you finish your basement. How is being gay any different from being left-handed, blond-haired or brown-eyed? I say that it isn't. All people should have the same rights, regardless of sexual orientation, ethnicity, etc..

So, John D., I realize that you're out there in cyberspace, propagating your hate. Don't worry. Some day, you'll realize what a complete tool you are and, with any luck, you'll kill yourself out of shame. (I also support the right to choose when to end your life if you that it is in your best interests. Who am I to interfere with you?)

Oh, and don't worry Mr. Davidson, I'll protect your identity with the same level of devotion that you have put into caring about the well-being of your fellow Canadians, not to mention the rest of the world.